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Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
She's got such a no face you couldnt pick her out of a line up of one.
Slippin' on my red dress, putting on my make-up
Illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
just started watching this show, and i am in awe. so endlessly hilarious.
I'm still laughing over this line from the lessons episode:
"He's dead... You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner on"
Last edited by HumptyDumpty; 10-11-2010 at 12:39 AM.
there was a marathon on IFC today.
this bit always gets me.
klimpy's waitress: "plate or platter?"
lucille: "i don't understand the question, and i won't respond to it."
i friggin' love lucille!
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
I loved her freakout over the country club. "My system's not used to curly fries" And then "Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear." Every time I have a sloppy server at a restaurant, I want to say that to him/her.
Searching for the exact wording, I found some others that I just freaking love:
GOB-Zero hour, Michael. It’s the end of the line. I’m the firstborn. I’m sick of playing second fiddle. I’m always third in line for everything. I’m tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I’m mad about, and I’m taking over.
George Sr-Daddy horny, Michael.
Tobias-I just blued myself.
Narrator: Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias Fünke: It's out of context.
Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias Fünke: Tobias, you blowhard.
[chuckles]
Michael Bluth: [calling from prison, taking about his brother, Gob] I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: You would do that to your brother?
Michael Bluth: I said "cot".
Lindsay Funke: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want the belt to buckle, not your chair.
[server sets a dessert of Bananas Foster on fire]
Lucille: You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
Lindsay Funke: That's funny, 'cause I was gonna say "You might wanna lean away from that fire since you're soaked in alcohol."
Lucille: Mine was better.
Lindsay Funke: I'm saying every time something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias Fünke: Nothing has ever gone well for me, and you know that.
Lindsay Funke: That's my point, you...
[sees Mabey]
Lindsay Funke: ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias Fünke: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish coun-
[Notices Mabey]
Tobias Fünke: ... try music loving lady. Hello, Maeby.
Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something I can't give her, um... maybe a little "afternoon delight".
Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior.
Oscar: Well sure, my question is, which way do I try to get it in her?
Michael: I don't need any details.
Oscar: Maybe I'll put it in her brownie
Michael: Hey.
Michael: I think George Michael is hiding Ann in the attic.
Lindsay Funke: From the Nazis?
I can't believe I didn't watch this show when it originally aired. What the hell was I watching instead?
My husband and I started watching the show on netflix a few months ago and I don't think I've laughed so hard in all my life. Obviously, I love the show.
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
I finally caved and subscribed to Netflix tonight after I found out that I could stream stuff to my BluRay player. I just watched the first episode of this and I'm really looking forward to the rest.
yayz!!!
i'll bust out the dvds this week. we'll have a quotefest. (then again, when am i NOT quoting AD?)
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Yay, Ryan! Welcome to the party.
Yay Ryan!
I didn't know AD was on Netflix! WHOOP!
I'm excited. I think I'm having a marathon tonight and tomorrow.
That is the best way to go.
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