The Rachel "Tori hasn't put out a decent album since 1998" Lisi Memorial Thread

[SMMY]

Go ahead, say it. Flame away.

Oh and

[Corey Haim]

wasn't this her favorite music video EVER?

[ebby]

I wish Tori would remaster her 90's output and blandify them so I can listen to them while having my starbucks in peace.

[Medusa]

Hey, she did like Not David Bowie.

For five minutes.

Like most sane people.

[SMMY]

I wish Tori would put out an album of accessible Contemporary Christian music. Her catalog is sorely lacking that.

[Ryan]

I wish Tori would remaster her 90's output and blandify them so I can listen to them while having my starbucks in peace.

I believe the proper term is Scarletize. Remember when we thought the production on Scarlet was a bad thing? Oh, if only we knew what was coming down the road.

[Medusa]

I wish Tori would put out an album of accessible Contemporary Christian music. Her catalog is sorely lacking that.

Ahem.

[SMMY]

I don't understand why she felt the need to botox her butt or have a vag-lift. I bet it was Mark that made her do that. Fucking patriarchy!!!

[MTC]

But, but, her royal Botoxined lack of expression facially and musically of today is far superior anything before the year 2000ish!

I said it. Right.

[MTC]

I don't understand why she felt the need to botox her butt or have a vag-lift. I bet it was Mark that made her do that. Fucking patriarchy!!!

She is a GODDESS and she will do what she pleases! Do not make her mad, or she smite you possibly with piano keys or those dreadful fairy wings some people were wearing.

[Lágnætti]

Tori's music has become as botoxed as her face.

I remember when that was considered a hugely controversial statement aorund these here parts. Rachel, you were a prophet.

[SMMY]

Fori Anus!

[pancakefrompele]

Potential future song titles:

A Silent Night at Home
Elixir of Quietude - the Lost Starbucks sessions
Mama Can Afford Couture
Cheeto-colored "Cock" tail (oooh, she's so clever)
Marcel and Seek (8 epic minutes of chatting with Marcel about coffee, wine, and firing the new chef who tried to make pasta with cream sauce during a promotional tour!.. while Tori plays organ and Matt beats afro-cuban drums)

[SMMY]

The Beekeeper was her best album. Boys for Pele, Under the Pink and From the Choirgirl Hotel were utter crap. Anyone who can't recognize that fact should have their Tori fancard revoked and their "A Piano" boxed set torched.

[Lágnætti]

The Beekeeper was her best album. Boys for Pele, Under the Pink and From the Choirgirl Hotel were utter crap.

How dare you? EVERYONE knows Tori Amos was at her best when she was imitating Kate Bush.