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Thread: The Rachel "Tori hasn't put out a decent album since 1998" Lisi Memorial Thread

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    Icon15 The Rachel "Tori hasn't put out a decent album since 1998" Lisi Memorial Thread

    Go ahead, say it. Flame away.


    Oh and

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    wasn't this her favorite music video EVER?

    It basically comes down to that word: love. I guess that's what it's all about.

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    I wish Tori would remaster her 90's output and blandify them so I can listen to them while having my starbucks in peace.

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    Hey, she did like Not David Bowie.

    For five minutes.

    Like most sane people.

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    I wish Tori would put out an album of accessible Contemporary Christian music. Her catalog is sorely lacking that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebby View Post
    I wish Tori would remaster her 90's output and blandify them so I can listen to them while having my starbucks in peace.
    I believe the proper term is Scarletize. Remember when we thought the production on Scarlet was a bad thing? Oh, if only we knew what was coming down the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMMY View Post
    I wish Tori would put out an album of accessible Contemporary Christian music. Her catalog is sorely lacking that.
    Ahem.


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    I don't understand why she felt the need to botox her butt or have a vag-lift. I bet it was Mark that made her do that. Fucking patriarchy!!!

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    But, but, her royal Botoxined lack of expression facially and musically of today is far superior anything before the year 2000ish!

    I said it. Right.
    And the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view
    And we'll live a long life

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMMY View Post
    I don't understand why she felt the need to botox her butt or have a vag-lift. I bet it was Mark that made her do that. Fucking patriarchy!!!
    She is a GODDESS and she will do what she pleases! Do not make her mad, or she smite you possibly with piano keys or those dreadful fairy wings some people were wearing.
    And the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view
    And we'll live a long life

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    Tori's music has become as botoxed as her face.


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    Fori Anus!

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    Potential future song titles:

    A Silent Night at Home
    Elixir of Quietude - the Lost Starbucks sessions
    Mama Can Afford Couture
    Cheeto-colored "Cock" tail (oooh, she's so clever)
    Marcel and Seek (8 epic minutes of chatting with Marcel about coffee, wine, and firing the new chef who tried to make pasta with cream sauce during a promotional tour!.. while Tori plays organ and Matt beats afro-cuban drums)

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    The Beekeeper was her best album. Boys for Pele, Under the Pink and From the Choirgirl Hotel were utter crap. Anyone who can't recognize that fact should have their Tori fancard revoked and their "A Piano" boxed set torched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMMY View Post
    The Beekeeper was her best album. Boys for Pele, Under the Pink and From the Choirgirl Hotel were utter crap.
    How dare you? EVERYONE knows Tori Amos was at her best when she was imitating Kate Bush.

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