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    Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta

    Maggots falling from an overhead bin from a spoiled container of meat forced an US Airways flight to return to the gate so the bin could be cleaned.
    I can't even imagine how much time in a padded room I would need if a maggot fell on me from rotten meat on an airplane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet View Post
    Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta



    I can't even imagine how much time in a padded room I would need if a maggot fell on me from rotten meat on an airplane.
    DEAR GOD. My face has literally been this for the past five minutes: D:
    Tori Amos Blood Roses

    Don't call my name, Alejandro.

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    ^ That looks more like you're licking your lips

    Here's a really sad incident: Dad, daughter killed when car stops for ducks

    What the what?: Singer murdered after denying he was dead

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    Police Arrest Former Hotdog Eating Champion

    A former hotdog-eating champion has been arrested after trying to crash the stage of the annual event in Coney Island, New York.

    Six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi, of Japan, was in jail yesterday after the 4 July contest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menju56 View Post
    Mayor apologises for unfortunate trouser incident at library
    Haha, my old hometown finally makes the international news! It's all quite quaint really. The portly Lord Mayor tweeted on the eve of trousergate breaking:

    Quote Originally Posted by @leicestermayor on twitter
    Two days ago, I was wondering how to publicise the progress of my diet. I hear, though, this issue may be resolved very soon.
    The never attention shy local MP Keith Vaz has made a big thing of presenting the Mayor with a new belt. Bless.

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    Last edited by beanstew; 07-06-2010 at 09:11 AM. Reason: added hospital story

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    Story of your life, ed. Story of your life.

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    Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

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