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    lulz:

    Charlie Sheen sends Farrah Abraham harsh rejection letter

    Farrah Abraham is not "winning" in Charlie Sheen's eyes anymore.

    After the "Teen Mom"-turned-porn star leaked their text conversation to TMZ, Sheen sent Abraham a vicious rejection letter.

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    "I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us," Sheen wrote, according to TMZ. "congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life."

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    Abraham had reached out to Sheen through text in part to inquire about a role on "Anger Management," but also to ask the actor out for coffee or a playdate with their children. Sheen responded that "coffee is for amateurs and grandma," but that he "would love to get together!!"

    Unfortunately for her, it seems like the date is off. Looks like Abraham can forget that role on "Anger Management" too.
    so even more lulz that fauxnews is covering this. obama must be on vacation.



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    I mean, if there ever was a time to kind of give Sheen props, it's after that letter.

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    Yeah, I can't give him too many snaps when he had porn stars all living in his house watching his kids and shit and then disses Farrah for doing porn. He's a tool. I did like his use of the word "troposphere" though.

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    Oh god.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4029327.html



    Also, she got paid about $10k for her backdoor porn - not $1,000,000. Surprised?

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    I'm so disturbed that that magazine even exists.
    chillin in kyoto grand with my man Skrill

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    I didn't think a voice could be so terrible that it broke auto-tune. I was wrong.

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    Wow. The "vocals" are so distorted you can't even hear much of an actual voice.

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    I seriously can't understand anything she's saying. Was her porn tape as unenthusiastic as her lip syncing in this video? If so, zzzzzzzz.

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    I really don't want to know the answer to that question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    I seriously can't understand anything she's saying. Was her porn tape as unenthusiastic as her lip syncing in this video? If so, zzzzzzzz.
    yes. even james deen seemed bored.

    that said, this video makes rebecca black look like maria callas.

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    Poor James Deen. I can't imagine he'd be a boring lay.

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    no. no i really really dont think he is. and if he is, dont tell me. we have a solid fantasy relationship based solely on sex.

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    James Deen

    But what was that? was that even english? most hilarious thing i've seen all day, poor girl.

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    I was rooting for them too. that's a shame.

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