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Thread: Heavens, me! The Royal Wedding! (Now with added crotch-dropping)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebby View Post
    I heard they're calling him Andrew after his biggest fan.
    Why'd you lie, Ebby? ANSWER ME. Here I was, so full of hope and excitement at the prospect of my name once again taking its rightful place in the royal family, once again on the tip of everyone's tongue after Goldfrapp named a song after me the other week, once again slaying everyone as it did as Anders...and then...and then...George? Curious. What is this feeling of betrayal and disappointment? They spurn me and my nation's saint in a manner that is almost symbolic of their hatred for everything we stand for. They replace me with a lesser saint. GEORGE. GEORGE! GEORGE!!! I curse the name!!!! I wish George Summers had never come to Sunnydale!!!!

    Uh, I mean, I do not care about this baby. Babies are AWFUL.




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    condemned to wires and hammers ebby's Avatar
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    I vote everyone changes their name to George. (who was always my favourite in the Famous Five)

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    That's so Shakespearean... Canoodlefish's Avatar
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    In other news, Prince Harry won't mind experimenting with gay men if his relationship doesn’t work out.
    "Never build a dungeon that you cannot get out of."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canoodlefish View Post
    In other news, Prince Harry won't mind experimenting with gay men if his relationship doesn’t work out.
    That's good enough for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    That's good enough for me.
    You'd have to be in line behind Ianniello and some five battalions of soldiers, but you'll get there. All the best!
    "Never build a dungeon that you cannot get out of."

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyk_ View Post
    They're naming their child, not producing the next Lady Gaga album.
    If they called him Fame Monster it would have caused genuine confusion for future historians over the term "Fame Monster era" so I am glad they thought this through.

    I wonder how many of us will live to be Georgians? Probably not me, unless Charles rebrands himself as a George (7.0), which he might, his grandfather did. That would spare us from being Carolinians (serious pub quiz era naming fact there).

    Can't wait for the christening:
    "I LIKE THE FONT"

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    An article I saw on CNN the other day stated that Prince Charles intends to be George VII when he becomes king. Although, it's CNN. Sometimes not great with their fact-checking.
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    I loved reading this outburst of Jacobinism on Gawker recently. Any other examples of rabid republicanism I should be aware of?

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    Much better.

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    The purple color on her looks great.

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    "@Knightcartoons Then the Royals went to the Rock, without George. This cartoon was knocked back by my editors!"



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    At my core, I think we're gonna be OK.

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    Yep, still works.
    Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

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    Meanwhile I've got many FB friends figuring out how many people has to die for a Black American to be Queen! (pregnancy not withstanding, the answer is currently 5)
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