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    TUS: Rapture Edition

    Some guy at work took my parking spot AGAIN. After Saturday I never have to worry about this!

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    I'm not shaving my gams or pits ever again after Saturday. I'll be fuzzy in the afterlife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMMY View Post
    I'm not shaving my gams or pits ever again after Saturday. I'll be fuzzy in the afterlife.
    Are there trolls in the afterlife? Because unshaved pits are troll magnets! Where's sixthcrusifix?

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    Oops, I Guess I Wasn't Ready!

    For all of you left behind x

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    I for one am looking forward to Jesus:


    You just KNOW he knows how to use those fingers.

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    hi! im so glad theres and end of the world/judgement day thread!!!! i have QUESTIONS!

    what time is this rapture to happen? and in what time zone? will it start in australia? how is this all to work really? is it just crazy christians who are saved or all christians? and is this only people named christian? will jesus be dressed for the weather? what about hawaii? will it be left behind? so. many. QUESTIONS!

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    It rained when I was driving today.

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    Unfortunately, since the rapture is only taking like Christians or good people or whatever, I'm pretty sure I'll be stuck the same ole asshole co-workers. Forever doomed to wait in line for the microwave during my lunch hour. Buh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fox in socks View Post
    hi! im so glad theres and end of the world/judgement day thread!!!! i have QUESTIONS!
    I am scheduled to run a half marathon on Saturday the morning THE 21ST!!! I wonder if I will be able to finish or if the rapture will interrupt the race.

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    Rawr, that Jesus! *faints*

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    There was a clown in the check out line at the grocery store yesterday. Her name was Huggs. She was on her way to Bible Study. Surely a sign.
    And the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view
    And we'll live a long life

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    OMGz Hunter I was reading that site you linked to, since I'm sure I'll get left behind.

    This part's mah favrit:
    "The only industrial strength cleanser strong enough to thoroughly remove sin stains is the blood of Jesus Christ."

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    My sin stains come out with oxy clean, I don't know what they're going on about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eednic View Post
    Unfortunately, since the rapture is only taking like Christians or good people or whatever, I'm pretty sure I'll be stuck the same ole asshole co-workers. Forever doomed to wait in line for the microwave during my lunch hour. Buh.
    Better them than all the crazay christians up in the clouds!

    I for one am pumped. Finally! All the insane Christians will leave the earth in peace! Surely war will end as we know it
    chillin in kyoto grand with my man Skrill

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