Damn Abi. You're giving me a run on the accident proneness.
In HS I wrestled. At state championships I tore my right glute (I really do NOT recommend that one) and sprained my right ankle in my last match. I had crutches, and got to use the elevator at school - and was allowed to be late.
I've seared a watch to my wrist. Fell in to a brick wall tripping over something while waiting tables. And yesterday, burned my hand on the industrial oven (the oven temp is 466. So metal is worse). I have a blister about the size of a half dollar. I look like I'm growing a baby alien. My mother-in-law is a nurse, so I called her. "Oh, hi! How are you?" Finding new and interesting ways to hurt myself! "You wouldn't be you if you didn't!"