Funny Things Kids Say

[Andrea]

I honestly don't think I could mother a boy. I like to chuckle from afar, but all that testosterone,all day, everyday?

[FaerieDreamer]

Abby was in high form today.

This morning as I was trying to manage the tangles in her hair:
"Mom, just put a pony in, so the tangles can hide...like ninjas."


And tonight before her bath she was looking at some pictures we have up in the hallway, one of our wedding.
A: I remember when you got married, were me and brother there?
Me: No, you weren't born yet, big girl.
A: Was I still in your tummy then?
Me: yes...sort of.
A: Brother was still in your tummy then too right?
Me: yes
A: So we just played together in your tummy? But then...how did you eat?

[JayPeaches]

My nephews were in a wedding this weekend. My SIL ordered some shoes for them (white leather, I think) to wear with their khaki suits, and when my oldest nephew (age 6) saw them he flat-out refused to put them on. He said, "Those are baby shoes!!! If I wear those I will look like I came right out of the nursery!"

So this weekend at the wedding, I asked him why he didn't wear the white shoes his Mom picked out for him and he said, "I DON'T want to TALK about it."

Then he and I won a dance contest and he told me everyone wanted his autograph. And that we were the best dancers in the whole building. And he kept dragging me back on to the dance floor, saying, "We can DO THIS, Aunt Jessica! We can do this! They love us!"

[toriwannabe]

^ ha! Did he hold his hand up when he said "I DON'T want to TALK about it."?

[toriwannabe]

Jacob sitting with a sheet over his head (calls it "tulla"), saying "I are princess". Gotta love him ;o)

[SparkleMotion]

My husband, 8 year old, and I were coming home from dinner tonight and the boy was being particularly obnoxious. Just squirming around in the back seat, singing very loudly along with the radio, just all around being annoying.

My husband: "You better knock that off or..."
Sean: "Suffer your wrath?"

We couldn't not laugh at that.

[toriwannabe]

Jacob was drinking juice the other day and said "I love my drink. It's....drinky"