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    Icon15 courtney stodden twitter love

    yes. this bitch deserves her own thread. mostly because shes amazing.



    Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)



    Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe’s provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is! XOs ;-x

    Lubricating my limber legs with a creamy lotion that electrifies my luminescent captivation, lustrously. It’s Slippery Saturday! XOs! ;-)

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    Why is she constantly talking about the height of her heels? Like seriously, what is the significance of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
    Why is she constantly talking about the height of her heels? Like seriously, what is the significance of that?
    Well, in her world, I guess it's like bragging about your dick?

    Also, who's ready to compellingly connect with her on Facebook?

    One more thing:

    Mmm... Want to know a sexy secret about me? I am a deliciously dangerous Doug-Addict - Shhh!! ;-) XOs
    It's not sexy at all, but hell, I was charmed.

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    she might not be so bold fullofwish's Avatar
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    *subscribes*

    I don't think I would say I love her, but damn, I have this fascination with her. I don't know if its because she is trashy, delusional, or just so rill but I can't keep away. She always brings the lulz.

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    She has my favorite tweets ever. I'm just a sucker for alliteration.

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    I'm kind of fascinated by her too. She is like some rare exotic creature. A Pornicorn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMMY View Post
    A Pornicorn!


    adore

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    she might not be so bold fullofwish's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kari View Post
    Not love like "omg she's so amazing" but love like "omg this bitch is crazy".
    I didn't think you meant love love! But I initially wrote that I love her too and then I thought that was not quite what I was going for But I am fascinated for sure in that *bitch is crazy* way.

    In more good news, you can now buy several of her songs on iTunes!

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    I was going to say some really mean shit about her, but I didn't realize she had so many fans here. *hides*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    I was going to say some really mean shit about her, but I didn't realize she had so many fans here. *hides*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kari View Post
    I kind of love her and I hate myself for it. Maybe it's just because she can spell. My standards have gotten so low.
    It does make me wonder what kind of person she would have been under a different upbringing. You know if her parents let her watch something other than Baywatch or made her read something other than bad romance novels. I get the feeling that she was brought up to believe that in order to be "sexy" or "attractive," she needed to bleach her hair, puff up her lips and boobs, and become the living embodiment of a blow up doll.

    The fact that she can spell properly and carefully crafts her tweets to be somewhat poetic may mean that there is literal mind in there. If she wasn't raised by a Real Housewives wannabe famewhore who handed her off to an equaling famewhoring pedophile, I think she would be taking SATs and picking colleges right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    I was going to say some really mean shit about her, but I didn't realize she had so many fans here. *hides*
    meh slag her off. shes skanky, trashy, and likely not the author of her tweets. and she is hardly 16 or 17 or 21 or whatever. shes my american jodie marsh.

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    Yuck! She's actively trying to be famous by being slutty and marrying some C-list character on Lost! I get the LOLs I just wish that being so obviously plastic and porn-worthy weren't such an direct road to fame.
    chillin in kyoto grand with my man Skrill

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    Rolling playfully on top of a white feathery fur rug as the strings of my garter swing around my thighs & whip me! *Tuesdays are Tingly! ;-x
    Preparing the most pleasant plate of pasta in absolutely nothing but my plush peek 'a boo panties! Mmm... it tastes like perfection! ;-) XOs
    We should be arrested for reading this shit.

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