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    Yuck! She's actively trying to be famous by being slutty and marrying some C-list character on Lost! I get the LOLs I just wish that being so obviously plastic and porn-worthy weren't such an direct road to fame.
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    Rolling playfully on top of a white feathery fur rug as the strings of my garter swing around my thighs & whip me! *Tuesdays are Tingly! ;-x
    Preparing the most pleasant plate of pasta in absolutely nothing but my plush peek 'a boo panties! Mmm... it tastes like perfection! ;-) XOs
    We should be arrested for reading this shit.

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    She so doesn't write this shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    I was going to say some really mean shit about her, but I didn't realize she had so many fans here. *hides*
    I am only here because her name kept popping up in the Random Gossip thread. I am trying to figure out who she?!

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    Can we talk about her reality show here?

    5 Ideas For Courtney Stodden’s Reality Show

    Much to no one’s surprise, Courtney Stodden is getting a reality show. And if you know me at all, you know I think about Courtney Stodden more than I think about any other human being. Naturally I’ve spent the past few weeks (months?) speculating on what this series will look like, and I’ve come up with several ideas. (Note to television producers: these are all up for grabs, although an executive producer credit is kind of expected. We’ll be in touch.)

    1. Medical Mystery: Courtney Stodden (TLC)

    A team of doctors struggle to understand Courtney Stodden’s condition. Her symptoms include rapid aging, slurred speech, and a pathological obsession with alliteration—can the teen bride be cured? Each week, Courtney will be subjected to a series of tests designed to determine the root of her bizarrely bodacious behavior. Results are expected to be inconclusive.

    2. Celebrity Rehab: Doug Addiction (VH1)

    On Twitter, Courtney revealed her debilitating addiction to Doug. Most assumed she was referring exclusively to her husband Doug Hutchison, but Courtney’s need for Doug goes far beyond that. With Dr. Drew’s help, she will struggle to conquer her compulsion to rent Douglas Fairbanks movies, read Douglas Adams books, watch bootleg DVDs of Nickelodeon’s Doug, and incessantly do “the dougie.”

    3. Scared Straight With Courtney Stodden (A&E)

    Courtney wants to use her fame for a good cause, which is why she’ll be showing young women the error of their ways. Girls who are on the path to careers in medicine and science will be shown how much more fun it is to write incomprehensible tweets accompanied by salacious bikini pics. At the end of the season, the “scared straight” teens will have to choose between a college education and marrying a fiftysomething actor.

    4. Courtney’s Super Sweet 17 (MTV)

    Who says 16-year-olds get to have all the fun? Now that she’s 17, Courtney wants the biggest birthday bash any teen bride could hope for. Can the party planner keep up with Courtney’s extravagant and nonsensical requests? Is it legal to dye an entire zoo of animals pink? Lucky party guests will be treated to a live performance of Courtney’s new album. The only gift she requires is attention.

    5. Hoarders: Courtney and Doug (A&E)

    Surprised that Courtney and Doug are hoarders? Here’s a sample of what Dr. Zasio and the clean-up crew will find over the course of the season: 67 thesauruses, 213 bottles of pink hair dye (for dogs), 48 lip liners, and a staggering 822 copies of The Green Mile signed by Doug. The biggest shock will come when the team finally clears a path to the basement, only to discover five feet of bronzer.
    What are your ideas? My first idea:

    Toddlers & Tiaras: The Aftermath

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    But You’re Like Really an Insane Tweeter, Courtney Stodden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn View Post
    Yeah, I googled her. I did not find much except that she is a recording artist (supposedly) and she is married to an actor who had a small part in LOST. I cannot help to think that I am missing something? Am I?

    Place her name in a Wikipedia search and you get her husband's bio!

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    They caused a brief media frenzy a few months back because she was "16" when she married him and he's in his 50's. Then her mom came out and "confirmed" that she's 16 and said she approved of the marriage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by entropy View Post
    Yeah, I googled her. I did not find much except that she is a recording artist (supposedly) and she is married to an actor who had a small part in LOST. I cannot help to think that I am missing something? Am I?

    Place her name in a Wikipedia search and you get her husband's bio!
    Searching "Who is Courtney Stodden" instead of just her name will get you get lots of news articles answering your question, which Jezebelle summarized. Basically, she's 16, she married a 51 year old and her boobs are rill. The end.

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    Last weekend for the first time I saw her name mentioned here somewhere...She is glorious! I just can't believe how trashy you Americans are and you get all my love for that. This is better than all the German celebrity gossip trash in ten years all combined! ...I mean something like this just could not happen over here.

    But this is kinda extravaganza even for US-standards isn't it???? I mean, how can have a child of sixteen years have all the surgery she had??? Was she 12 when her lips were done? Are there no laws in the US to prevent this?

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    "inspiring actress" HA!

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    amazing! i love how she can slut up anti-bullying campaigns.

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    I LOVE how she says "rill" . I thought at first she said "ill", but hey silly me .

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    also---so awesome:


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