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    Quote Originally Posted by Kari View Post
    A friend of mine from my last job was a celebrity assistant, and he told me that it was pretty common knowledge that this was a 5 year, multi million dollar contract, provided she was willing to have a child. I was like "oh come on". Apparently, Jessica Alba was approached as well (that's how he found out, from her talking to his boss).

    But...lo and behold...its the 5 year mark...hmmm...
    whuuuuuuuttttttt

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    Who knew that Family Guy had it right all along:



    (Apparently it's choppy like that on purpose. Copyrights and blahblahblah).

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    Maybe he found another woman while working on the set of Rock of Ages...



    ETA: I was looking for that Family Guy clip and couldn't find it!

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    also, i can see the resemblance in suki with tommo's cousin. creepy.
    Hmm...


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    ^ duuuuuuude

    so he couldnt use his own sperm, on account of the hiv maybes? juicy
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    Kari, you're going to get audited.

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    Seriously, the Scis don't have the power they had even five years ago. They're more of a laughing stock now than anything. They've lost a bunch of celeb followers and their hold over the press, which is no longer fearful of printing anything remotely critical of them for fear of lawsuits ... I figure Katie shouldn't be too bothered about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by julius ebola View Post
    Seriously, the Scis don't have the power they had even five years ago. They're more of a laughing stock now than anything. They've lost a bunch of celeb followers and their hold over the press, which is no longer fearful of printing anything remotely critical of them for fear of lawsuits ... I figure Katie shouldn't be too bothered about them.
    No it's not the scis she has to worry about, its to iron clad (like i said earlier) confidentiality contract she signed prior to the marriage. Does anyone really think she entered into a contractual marriage without signing away her life and her words? Tom would sue the everloving fuck out of her, and probably take the kids too.





    eta: oh wow. im retarded. you guys were talking about Kari

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    The only thing I wonder now is, who is he going to marry next?

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    John Travolta.

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    Man, I hate Tom Cruise but I'm uncomfortable that his potential HIV status is being gossiped about. Conflict!

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    Quote Originally Posted by samko View Post
    The only thing I wonder now is, who is he going to marry next?


    I'm sure she could use the upgrade.

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    at this entire thread. Just this morning I was having a conversation with some friends about how creepy TomKat is. We were all riffing on Scientology, Katie's "dead-behind-the-eyes" gaze, and the rumored contract. I was positively giddy when this news broke MINUTES later. It was all too perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by julius ebola View Post


    I'm sure she could use the upgrade.
    You forgot that she is a true christian girl and she is too busy reading her vegan book anyway. So that marriage is not going to happen.
    I also wonder who of these two (Tom or Kate) will first appear on Oprah to talk about the marriage / divorce.

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