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    Cool Jokes and Jokes!

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at a latitude of 38 53' 30" and longitude of -77 0'29".

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

    "I am, replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
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    lmao

    brb forwarding that to all the people who forward me anti-Obama crap

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    I've got a list I'll be passing it on to too.

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    Hahahaha, love it.

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    And hear the lamentation of the women!


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    ^ I wonder if it would be as funny if it weren't 4:45am, cuz I'm lmao right now!

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    ^well, I was watching it close to 11PM and it was pretty funny to me then!

    I giggle profusely everytime he sings "Crom!'

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    not really LOLworthy, but pretty damn neat if you ask me


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    Quote Originally Posted by Becka View Post
    Has discovered Shea kitty's secret identity
    AHHHHHH YES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becka View Post
    Has discovered Shea kitty's secret identity
    AASDFKAJSDLKFHADLKFHASDLKFHADKLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh I love this for so many reasons.

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    That video was awesome!

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    Yeah! Pixiels is very clever!

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