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    Why is this happening to me? beanstew's Avatar
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    I was on the Tube on Tuesday going home from seeing Anais Mitchell when I ran into hundreds of them. Mostly young girls, I am terrible at trying to guess the ages of young people but most were probably 13-16. There were also some boys some of whom were obviously trying to look like Bieber. Judging by the t-shirts and tote bags the merch stall had done brisk business. They were so loud and squealy. It was fascinating. Also terrifying.
    Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whappo View Post
    I was actually on a bus to the O2 right before that concert (NOT because I was going, though you'd be forgiven for making that mistake).
    the lady doth protest too much me thinks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabih View Post
    judge me on the music
    You seriously suck, especially on that level
    I heard OF him before I actually heard his "music." I was like "hardee har har, everyone hates a tween magnet, so while I'm sure he's not good, he can't be that bad."

    Then I heard him.

    I was gravely mistaken.

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    I don't know what's worse. Him or his music

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    Quote Originally Posted by fox in socks View Post
    the lady doth protest too much me thinks!
    I would happily sit through Carly Rae Jepson and a few Justin songs, so a concert where his set is shorter because of delays sounds amazing. Although not for that much.

    Also, BREAKING NEWS! He was rushed to hospital during last night's show because of breathing problems. They should rename The O2 (again) to Justin Bieber's Crushing Disappointment Dome.

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    Re: the unofficially official justin bieber is a douche thread

    He can't exhale? He's a just in breather.

    (the only time Tori ever cancelled a show in similar circumstances the NME headlined it "Y KANT TORI BREATHE?" )

    Srsly tho alarming Jacko echoes.

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    I think he TOTALLY faked the shortness of breath. Apparently he collapsed backstage with 4 songs left in the show. He then said something like "I have to finish the show for my fans!" and completed the show before going to hospital. I call total bullshit. He's trying to save his reputation since it was trashed a few nights previously. It's so transparent!

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    All will be forgiven if he returns with a cover of Blu Cantrell's Breathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whappo View Post
    Justin Bieber's Crushing Disappointment Dome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whappo View Post
    Also, BREAKING NEWS! He was rushed to hospital during last night's show because of breathing problems. They should rename The O2 (again) to Justin Bieber's Crushing Disappointment Dome.
    Uh, he's in a venue called O2, yet he has shortness of...O2.

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    ^That's what I was thinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlet View Post
    the pop scrotum!!! That's exactly it.

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    I saw this thread had unread posts in it and that it was 4 pages long. I thought to myself "Huh, strange that I've never seen that thread before. I love me some Bieber-hate". Of course, that turns out to be because it was only created 3 days ago.

    I love you guys.

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