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    ... really?

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    They should be models with a clause in their contract that bans then from making any vocal sounds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SisterErnestine View Post
    But U2 got most of it....
    So did they lose it down the back of the sofa or what.

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    THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history.


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    Van Morrison? Sinead? Are they only in my dreams?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete! View Post
    THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history.
    Oh HELL no. I reject this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pete! View Post
    THIS JUST IN: The Pogues erased from history.

    INT. UNDERHENGE, NIGHT.

    THE ALLIANCE stands in front of THE PADDYDORICA as BONO looks out from within, bound to a chair.

    BONO
    You lot. Working together. An alliance. How is that possible?

    DALEK SINEAD
    The cracks in the skin of the universe.

    COMMANDER MACGOWAN
    All of reality is threatened!

    CYBER-ROISIN
    All universes will be deleted!

    BONO
    And you've come to me for help?

    COMMANDER MACGOWAN
    No! We will save the universe...from you!

    BONO
    From me?

    CYBER-ROISIN
    All projections correlate, all evidence concurs - Bono will destroy the universe. The Paddydorica was constructed to ensure the safety of the alliance.

    DALEK SINEAD
    A scenario was devised from re-runs of Live Aid.

    COMMANDER MACGOWAN
    A trap Bono could not resist!

    DALEK SINEAD
    The cracks in time are the work of Bono - it is confirmed! You will be prevented! Also, fuck the Space Pope!

    BONO
    No, please! Total event collapse! Every Irish LP will melt at every moment in history! The whole music scene will never have existed! Please, listen to me - Africa is starving right now and I'm the only one who can help it!

    THE ALLIANCE seal the PADDYDORICA as BONO pleads to them, the last sliver of light from within disappearing as the box snaps shut.

    CUT TO --

    INT. U2'S RECORDING STUDIO

    Mixing desks shoot sparks in all directions as the sound booth goes up in flames. THE CRACK appears on a monitor and a SINISTER VOICE is heard.

    MIDGE URE (o.s.)
    Silence will fall! Silence will fall!

    THE EDGE looks despondently on as the recording studio is destroyed around him.

    THE EDGE
    I'm sorry, my love.

    TO BE CUNTINUED

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    We can all go back to @forumz now. We will never get better than this.

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    DALEK SINEAD
    Also, fuck the Space Pope!



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    But is Bono jewish? IDK.

    ETA: Oh my, JohnEdward have their own twitter account, through which they dispense "#jedhug"s to their fans. Go on Pete, you know you want to.

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    Is Sinead still recording? If so there is hope left for talent in Ireland. Otherwise, sacrificing U2 for the good of Ireland...I could back that.
    And the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view
    And we'll live a long life

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    Quote Originally Posted by SisterErnestine View Post
    I'm pretty sure it was divided up between U2 and Roisin Murphy. But U2 got most of it....
    Sweet Jesus. U2 haven't been talented since The Joshua Tree. (Achtung Baby sorta had some moments, but Bono was quite too big for his britches by then.)
    I am the beginning. The end. The one that is many.

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    Does Kevin Shields count?

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