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    “Fast and Furious” Star Paul Walker Assassinated by Obama Drone Strike

    SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on evidence acquired to date, it appears that Fast and the Furious star Paul Walker was assassinated in a drone strike while riding in a car in Los Angeles, California on November 30, 2013. While initial reports state that the car split in two after striking a tree at a high rate of speed, one look at the crash scene (see photo below) and it’s evident that the tree (no more than 6 inches in diameter) was not solely responsible for cutting in half, exploding and completely destroying the 2005 Porsche Carrera GT. A few inches of wood are obviously no match for thousands of pounds of forged steel allegedly traveling at an extremely high-rate of speed.. In other words, what is being alleged as the cause of death by authorities is scientifically impossible. The Walker crash scene is eerily similar to what is known to be a missile strike on a civilian vehicle and almost identical to that of fiery crash witnessed when Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings was assassinated on June 18, 2013, in Los Angeles, California. As evidenced in a video taken by witnesses who arrived at the crash scene only moments after the explosion, pieces of Walker’s Carrera GT can be seen strewn across the street in every direction, characteristic of a high-impact missile strike.

    It’s no secret that drones are operating in American airspace, the only question is whether or not they are now openly assassinating U.S. citizens, something President Obama has already admitted doing. Roughly 4 months ago on July 26, 2013, the FBI informed U.S. Senator Rand Paul in an unclassified letter they have flown drones over U.S. airspace a total of 10 times in the past 7 years, a statistic which is likely much higher. Aside from the deaths of Walker and Hastings, other suspected drone strikes include the West Texas Fertilizer Company explosion on April 17, 2013, in which a missile can be seen striking the building just prior to the explosion, as well as the explosion which killed the 19 elite firefighters near Yarnell Hill, Arizona, on June 30, 2013. Curiously, the autopsies and photos of the 19 firefighters are being withheld from the victims families because they are most likely not consistent with the now retracted preliminary autopsy report which stated that burns and smoke inhalation were the cause of death in all 19 fatalities. Considering that the firefighters suffered a radio blackout just prior to the explosion (i.e., electronic blackouts generally precede black operations) and that drones are admittedly being used fight forest fires (or start them), the likelihood of foul play in the tragedy is exponentially higher. Although the FBI’s drone missions are still classified, they’re evidently comprised of assassinations which are intended to look like “accidents”.

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    "Based on evidence acquired to date [that this article will not reveal in any significant way]..."


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    Oh dear...

    http://gawker.com/supertramp-predict...the-1507271933

    Supertramp Predicted 9/11

    Prog rock. It's socially aware. It's high concept. It's the Nostradamus of 1970s pot-smoking teens. And it totally knew the Trade Center towers were going down in a (thermite) fireball, man.

    Supertramp, the synth-heavy British prog-rock band beloved by Paul Thomas Anderson soundtrack fans everywhere, is the focus of a new recurring* 9/11 conspiracy theory by some commenter someplace. That commenter—let's call her "Eve"—recently took to the website of New World Order and reptilian-aristocracy conspiracy theorist David Ickes to expound how the cover of Supertramp's 1979 breakthrough album "Breakfast in America" totally shows 9/11 was an inside job, man!

    First comes this telling pic at left, showing how the "U" and "P" in Supertramp totally spell out "9" and "11" over the Twin Towers if you, like, reverse the image, man. Plus, the orange juice:



    "Album came out in 1979.

    9/11 reference.

    9/11 was served with breakfast...not to mention the everyday fight for freedom: "Breakfast In America."

    Orange juice = fireball.

    You are looking out of the window of a plane, she is showing the target.

    Creator of album art very famous, also created album art for led zeppelin, and many others."
    OH NO! ALL YOU SHEEPLE GO BUY THIS AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES!
    You don't have to do everything all by yourself.

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    Oh lord. That's logical

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    Goodbye stranger, it's been nice! Hope you find your (vestal virgins in) paradiiiiiise!
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    I will admit, this is my favorite theory yet.
    You don't have to do everything all by yourself.

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    Orange juice = fireball.
    Bwahahaha that is amazing. I love how they don't even elaborate.

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    oh that is really good.

    "9/11 was served with breakfast" YEAH OKAY.

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    Conspiracy theorists think government planted 'fake snow'

    http://www.ajc.com/news/news/conspir...ed-fake/nc9cW/

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    Oh that is scientifically lulz worthy! This is what happens when you don't crack open a science book in high school and read it, instead of setting your drinks or dinner on it.
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    ^Exactly!

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    FACT VACUUM KLAXXXON



    (doop doop, doopy doo, doopdoopdoopdoop, doop doop, doopy doo...)

    When a jetliner's missing
    In a 2000mile radius
    Who ya gon call?

    REDDIT NUTJOBS!



    Rothschild fingerprints on the missing Malaysian Airlines Jet: Four days after the missing flight MH370 a "HF RADAR" patent is approved by the Patent Office for Freescale Semiconductor of Austin TX. 4 of the 5 Patent holders were on that plane, the 5th owner who wasn't, is Jacob Rothschild.





    Maybe jokes. I Cant Tell.

    Meanwhile a lady who makes a lot of money pursuading people to pay her to tell them to put passwords on their USB sticks, has been paid by a British tabloid to explain: it was all done with a USB stick! or a text on Twitter! or Bebo! SCARY THINGS errrrrrrr possssssssssssibly.

    Seems to me the overwhelmingly most likely explanation is that it crashed in the sea and the subsequent info traces are system glitches magnified to significance by being put under the microscope, but hey it's even boring me to type that.

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    there really are some crazies on Reddit, aren't there? So many shadowy pockets of weird in that place. I mean, the animal pictures are cute and so are the AskReddit stories, but oh god the weird communities like Red Pill and mensrights and the tinfoil hatters on conspiracy corner are just... no. No reddit, stop it.

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    What?

    Wait...

    What?!
    You don't have to do everything all by yourself.

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