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    Far-right German leader’s clothes stolen
    A man shouted ‘no bathing for Nazis’ and ran off with Alexander Gauland’s clothes.

    By Benas Gerdziunas

    6/5/18, 6:42 PM CET

    Updated 6/5/18, 6:54 PM CET

    Alexander Gauland, leader of the far-right Alternative for Germany, was left red-faced when a thief ran off with his clothes as he was bathing.

    Gauland, 77, was seeking refuge from the soaring temperatures in a lake near Potsdam, according to the Märkische Allgemeine, when a man shouting “no bathing for Nazis” grabbed Gauland’s clothes and ran away, leaving the far-right politician in his swimming trunks.

    The theft took place last week but was only reported in local media on Tuesday.

    Because of the possible “political motive,” the state security department for politically-motivated crime took over the investigation. The thief remains at large.

    “Gauland passed us with a police escort wearing swimming trunks,” a witness told the Märkische Allgemeine. “It was a good day.”
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    Can we reschedule? I have plans.

    I mean, we Massachusetts people get to lead this thing again, right? We'd have the sense to start it in April again. Not in July.

    PS can you imagine the funk that must have emitted from all the meeting rooms and halls in the 1770s with all those non-bathing men and no ac in Philadelphia? All that horseshit and stale beer? *barf*

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    ICBA to watch the video as I assume it's abject nonsense but some of the replies are amazing.

    I love Twitter sometimes.

    P.S. Good luck with the civil war.
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    At my core, I think we're gonna be OK.

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    Maybe for once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

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    #secondcivilwarletters

    Not helping with concentration at work TBH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanstew View Post
    #secondcivilwarletters

    Not helping with concentration at work TBH.
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    ...

    Dearest Annabell, We attacked a MAGAts Olive Garden but we could not break through their ignorance. Half the battalion was massacred and we are down to our last iPhone charger, hopefully the rations of avocado toast and covfefe keep morale high -zebediah

    ...

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    Dearest: Gunfire is ringing all around me as I write you from the mens room of Chipotle. The smell of gunpowder, sofritos, and guacamole pierce my nostrils, flood me with memories of hangovers past. Will I ever see a double-wrapped burrito, or you, again?

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    Dearest, we are awash in medical marijuana & gay wedding cakes & our spirits are high. The enemy has run out of Budweiser & fuel for tiki torches. We will join the battle of July 4 with anticipation of sure victory as the enemy militia is not well regulated

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    My Dearest Althea, These are the days where a man makes his legacy. Please know that should I not return from my unfortunate and unavoidable sojourn to the enemy nation of Ohio, that our Burger King coupon book expires at the end of July. Jeb

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    My Dearest, The days are tedious. Captain changes the Netflix password daily, lest it fall into enemy hands, and the afternoon bombings make listening to "All Things Considered" nigh impossible. Pray to the god of your choosing for our swift return. Yours

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